***BLAND BRAND*** 'HUMANISM' T-SHIRT

***PRINTED ON COMFORT COLORS STYLE T-SHIRT***

Hi there!

Here at Bland Brand, we hold no shame in coming after that age-old mechanism, that ol’ timey past time, the necessary…

Politically Divisive Dollar!

Hold up…

“Is Bland Brand Left Leaning or Right Adjacent?! Or, is Bland Brand just a big ol joke based on the Arrogant Follies of Mankind, Woman-kind, Hell even They-kind?” you say while questioning our intent of sales.

Regardless of any and all opinions, we here at Bland Brand strive to check all the boxes of diversity. Because, we know that all these different types of people, regardless of whatever identity they subscribe to, potentially have pockets, bank accounts, or even mattresses with money in them. Ultimately, no matter what “progress” we make as humans it will always leave us one (1) step forward and two (2) steps back since none of us are privy to the benefits of misfortune or the detriments of good fortune.

Don’t forget! Subscribe to whatever political ideology you wish. Or if you’re like us, engage in armed neutrality.

Now cough it up and hand it over. Respectfully.

Next, we’ll be selling mirrors.